January 1, 2016

Super Serious Ideas

This site is a collection of my thoughts and ideas. If you’re wondering why you should care, it’s because my thoughts and ideas are better than other people’s thoughts and ideas. Why? Because mine are right. I know this because I have a brain and I use it. I’m probably smarter than you. If not, congratulations, you’re either an artificial intelligence from the future or the living reincarnation of Isaac Newton. Please accept my apologies, as well as my thanks for inventing calculus.

If anything on this site offends you, just remember everything I say is super serious and I totally mean every word of it.